Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

PERFECT FOR:

Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Solutions

This is what happens when problem solvers get paid by the hour.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

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