Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
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