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Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Be the Bridge

That way we can walk all over you on our way to better places.

Caution-Iceberg

Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.

Dare to Be Different

Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line.

Dare to Soar

With enough hot air, even losers like you can fly.

Downsizing

Because we're all in this together but there's always room for one less.

Interns

The experience we're giving you is invaluable. That's why we're not paying you anything.

Mediocrity-Penguins

Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.

Micromanagement

A job worth doing is worth doing right over your shoulder by your boss.

Progress

Just made you irrelevant.

Ruthlessness

It pays a lot better than integrity.

Teams

Together, we can do the work of one.

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