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Compromise-Meet

Meet me halfway. You need the exercise.

Cutbacks

Those who demand we all do more with less somehow always end up on the more side of the ledger.

Destiny-Soar

Some are destined to soar on the wings of eagles while being torn apart by beaks and talons.

Doubt

A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to tell a child, "There's no way you can do that - no freaking way."

Immaturity

The problem isn't that we look down on you, the problem is that you need to grow up.

Leaders-Burden

Our burden is to take bold, dramatic actions. Should those fail, your burden is to suffer bold, dramatic consequences.

Letting Go

It takes courage to let go of the things you can't change. Consider that a warning.

Longevity

The most effective tool in keeping me healthy has been my overwhelming distrust of doctors.

Peer Review

A rigorous process through which often dubious ideas gain broad scientific consensus before becoming unquestionable dogma.

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Stupidity

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Success

If you wake up early, work hard, and never give up, your dreams can come true if you're born rich.

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