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You can overcome almost any obstacle in life as long as you have enough grit, determination, and extremely rich parents.

Consequences-Bull

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're foolish and you make poor decisions.

Defiance

I hope history catches up with me before the mob does.

Endurance

The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep running, and guess who runs 24/7 wIthout lunch breaks, paychecks, or whining?

Heritage

Legacy can be forgotten much faster than it was forged.

Hope-Snail

Is the leading cause of failure.

Just Breathe

If you really need a reminder to do this, tender your resignation immediately so a grown up can take your spot.

Limits

Your only limitation is you, but that's more than enough for anyone.

Obnoxiousness

If you can't handle me at my worst, bad news - it's all I've got.

Rightsizing

We're making our company just the right size by removing you from it.

Scapegoating

We blame ourselves for not blaming you sooner.

Success-Canoe

Success is a journey, but you failed to depart.

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