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Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Effort-Bike

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never fail.

Foresight

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.

Friendship

A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

Hypocrisy

Because what might be right for you should not be right for some.

Insignificance

If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.

Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

Mercy

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

Pain

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

Platitudes

Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.

Seize the Day

There's no better time than today for regretting yesterday and dreading tomorrow.

Shoot for the Moon

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

Social Media

If the unexamined life is not worth living, it's certainly not worth broadcasting online 24 hours a day.

Stupidity-Sea Lion

It's difficult to comprehend how idiotic other can be. Especially when you're an idiot.

Survival

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Especially to your friends.

Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

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