Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never fail.
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
If the unexamined life is not worth living, it's certainly not worth broadcasting online 24 hours a day.
It's difficult to comprehend how idiotic other can be. Especially when you're an idiot.