Demotivation

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

You don’t have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here … but it helps! Just kidding. You have to accept being underpaid and mistreated to work here. Read your contract.

PERFECT FOR:

Fans of meta-commentaries
Fans of gratuitous product placement
Ronald Reagan and the air traffic controllers who work in the airport named for him
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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