Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

In soccer, one well-placed fake injury can make the difference between a thrilling 0-0 barnburner and a riveting 1-0 blowout.

PERFECT FOR:

Before you write us an angry email, watch this!
And then this.
Then help yourself to a big heaping portion of this.
Disaffected college wingbacks

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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