TeamBreakers

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Collaboration-Hands

Collaboration-Hands

It's not much use pooling your resources if your chief resource is stupidity.

When it costs too much to keep you gruntled.

Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.

It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.

Irresponsibility

Irresponsibility

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

It's not really that helpful if all you do is blow up every hour.

Be advised - I failed the training.

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.

Together, we can do the work of one.

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.

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