TeamBreakers

Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Blame

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Irresponsibility

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Burnout

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Teamwork Baton

Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.

Planning

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

Dare to Slack

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

Results

Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Conformity

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Excuses

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

Ignorance

It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.

Compromise

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Pressure

It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

Reliability

It's not really that helpful if all you do is blow up every hour.

Team Building

Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.

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