TeamBreakers

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Responsibility

Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.

Idiocy

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Irresponsibility

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Teams

Together, we can do the work of one.

Synergy

A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.

Team Effort

Together, we can all bring a little bit of nothing to the table.

Scapegoating

We blame ourselves for not blaming you sooner.

Cooperation

The bigger the team, the lazier the effort.

Pulling Together

Only works when you're not jerking in opposite directions like idiots.

Team Building

Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.

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