Underachievers

Is my spirit animal.

I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Mediocrity-Penguins

Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.

Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Disorganization

My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.

Dream Small

It's your only hope for success, really.

Just Breathe

If you really need a reminder to do this, tender your resignation immediately so a grown up can take your spot.

Slackers

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.

Disgruntlement

When it costs too much to keep you gruntled.

Tasks

By Doing Just a Little Bit Every Day, You Can Gradually Let the Job Completely Overwhelm You.

Apathy

If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

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