Hope

$ 20.00

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

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Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

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