Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.