Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line.
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never fail.
Failure is just the opportunity to begin again more intelligently, and if you're surrounded by screwups, you'll become an expert in it.
If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.
It's not just the ability to put a plan into action, it's our solution for those who lack that ability.
Refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.
Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.
Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life. We're sending those jobs elsewhere.
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
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