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Because a Friend in Need is a Friend I Don't Need.

The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.

Effort

Hard work never killed anybody- but it is illegal in some places.

Effort-Bike

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never fail.

Elitism

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

Errors

Failure is just the opportunity to begin again more intelligently, and if you're surrounded by screwups, you'll become an expert in it.

Excuses

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

Execution

It's not just the ability to put a plan into action, it's our solution for those who lack that ability.

Expectations

Refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.

Experts

We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.

Failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

Failure Is Not an Option

It's Your Destiny.

Fairness

By the Time Justice is Done, Injustice Has Usually Gotten Away with Everything it Wanted to.

Fear

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

Flattery

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Foresight

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.

Fragility

Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen.

Freedom

I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.

Friendship

A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

Frustration

When all else fails, look to the healing power of brute force.

Fulfillment

Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life. We're sending those jobs elsewhere.

Futility

You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Go Away

Your absence would make my heart grow fonder.

Goals

It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Gratitude

Don’t blame us for cutting you down, thank us for giving you new chances for growth.

Greatest Hurts Volume 1

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Achievement, Challenges, Get to Work, Inspiration, Limitations, Mistakes, Motivation, Priorities, Retirement, Sloth, Responsibility, Tradition, Teamwork

$ 20.00

Greatest Hurts Volume 2

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Affirmation, Ambition, Believe in Yourself, Change (History), Dedication, Government, Meetings, Multitasking, Never Give Up, Sacrifice, Sensitivity, Wishes, You Are Special

$ 20.00

Greatest Hurts Volume 3

13-card pack with envelopes, ready to gift!

Contains: Adaptation, Collaborate, Consistency, Consulting, Demotivation, Downsizing, Friendship, Idiocy, Mercy, Perseverance, Potential, Solutions, Worth

$ 20.00