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We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.

You can play Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" all you want. It ain't gonna help.

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Slow zebras
Your unflappable, happy-go-lucky co-worker who's about to be fired
British propaganda poster fetishists
Disaffected college students who OH MY GOD, IT'S A LION, EVERYBODY RUN

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Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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