Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Hanging in a well-concealed area of your teachers' lounge
Students who see nothing wrong with the pictured equation
Disaffected college instructors

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Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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