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Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Teamwork Baton

Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.

The Sky is the Limit

Too Bad You Can't Fly.

Tolerance

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Unreliability

Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.

Values

You wouldn't believe how little we spent on a poster to show how much you're worth.

Virtue

You must tweet the change you want to see in the world. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. Doing nothing. Like the poser you are.

Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Wisdom

Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Work

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

You Are Special

If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

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