We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.
When we told you to follow your instincts, we didn't know yours were to create obstacles all the time.
Play by the rules, get beat by those who don't.
The experience we're giving you is invaluable. That's why we're not paying you anything.
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.
I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.
Our burden is to take bold, dramatic actions. Should those fail, your burden is to suffer bold, dramatic consequences.
A little knowledge goes a long way. then you’re society’s problem.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
It takes courage to let go of the things you can't change. Consider that a warning.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
The most effective tool in keeping me healthy has been my overwhelming distrust of doctors.
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
A job worth doing is worth doing right over your shoulder by your boss.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
The greatest self-esteem problem of our time is that too many have too much of it.
What optimists call objectivity when they don't like the message.
Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.
Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.
Not Welcome Here.
It only looks like a tragedy from where you’re sitting.
I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.
A rigorous process through which often dubious ideas gain broad scientific consensus before becoming unquestionable dogma.
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
It's over, man. Let her go.
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.
Yes, but Every Time I Try to See Things Your Way I Get a Headache.
Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.
A nation divided against itself cannot stand to hear what those other lunatics are trying to say.
New Paths Will Open Before You as Soon as You Lower Your Expectations.