Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

PERFECT FOR:

Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

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If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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