Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can … you know what? We’ll finish this later. There’s a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathon on.
Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.