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We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.

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I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

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Nobody could ever replace you. Automation is that nobody.

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