Dystopia Now

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.

Value

Nobody could ever replace you. Automation is that nobody.

Endurance

The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep running, and guess who runs 24/7 wIthout lunch breaks, paychecks, or whining?

Security

Don't worry - your job is way too dehumanizing for us to ever ask a robot to do it.

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Media

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

Education

You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.

Mercy

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

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