Mercy

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

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Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

Innovation-Vacuum

We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.

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