Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Hanging in a well-concealed area of your teachers' lounge
Students who see nothing wrong with the pictured equation
Disaffected college instructors

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

Innovation-Vacuum

We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.

Value

Nobody could ever replace you. Automation is that nobody.

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