Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” You know who said that? Of course you don’t. Dumbass.

PERFECT FOR:

Tech support employees
Our beleaguered customer service team
Journalists
Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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