Keep Calm

We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.

You can play Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" all you want. It ain't gonna help.

PERFECT FOR:

Slow zebras
Your unflappable, happy-go-lucky co-worker who's about to be fired
British propaganda poster fetishists
Disaffected college students who OH MY GOD, IT'S A LION, EVERYBODY RUN

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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