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Build-Your-Own-Calendar
Build-Your-Own-Calendar
Do It Later
Do It Later

The early worm is for the birds.
Laziness
Laziness

Success is a journey, not a destination, so stop running.

Planning
Planning

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Ineptitude
Ineptitude

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Excuses
Excuses

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

Procrastination
Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Distinction
Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.
Slackers
Slackers

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.

Perseverance
Perseverance

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
Tasks
Tasks

By Doing Just a Little Bit Every Day, You Can Gradually Let the Job Completely Overwhelm You.
Multitasking
Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

Give Up
Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
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