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Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Ineptitude

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Build A Calendar

Laziness

Success is a journey, not a destination, so stop running.

Do It Later

The early worm is for the birds.

The Art of Demotivation - MBA Edition

2027 Demotivators® Wall Calendar

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Dedication

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

Risktaking

The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. Or you could die from it. It's hard to know with these things sometimes.

Inspiration

Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.

Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Failure Is Not an Option

It's Your Destiny.

Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Slackers

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.

Aspiration

I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

Preparation

Sometimes a lack of planning on their part really DOES constitute an emergency on yours.

Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

Self-Confidence

Save your bravado for social media - you’re here to get work done.

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