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Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!
Consequence
Consequence

Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.

Corruption-Hand
Corruption-Hand

I Either Want Less Corruption or More Opportunity to Participate in It.

Earn Your Keep
Earn Your Keep

Because a Friend in Need is a Friend I Don't Need.


Failure Is Not an Option
Failure Is Not an Option

It's Your Destiny.

Fairness
Fairness

By the Time Justice is Done, Injustice Has Usually Gotten Away with Everything it Wanted to.

Opinions
Opinions

Not Welcome Here.


Perspectives
Perspectives

Yes, but Every Time I Try to See Things Your Way I Get a Headache.

Possibilities-Path
Possibilities-Path

New Paths Will Open Before You as Soon as You Lower Your Expectations.

Responsibility
Responsibility

Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.


Tasks
Tasks

By Doing Just a Little Bit Every Day, You Can Gradually Let the Job Completely Overwhelm You.

The Sky is the Limit
The Sky is the Limit

Too Bad You Can't Fly.

Competence
Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.


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