Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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