Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life. We're sending those jobs elsewhere.
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
The mark of the leader is the ability to make decisions. The mark of the survivor is knowing when not to.
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. But you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos- and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. And put your face between 'em when you do. You'll save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
Action will be taken to prevent the next disaster as soon as possible after it has occurred.
It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
The art of calling faith in yourself "self-esteem" while calling it "conceit" when you see it in others.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
The more you reward the most trivial of achievements, the more you produce the most trivial of people.