The more you reward the most trivial of achievements, the more you produce the most trivial of people.
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes- but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".
Anyone can steer the ship when the seas are calm, but WRECKING a ship when the seas are calm? For that, you need a dumbass.
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.
View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.
If the unexamined life is not worth living, it's certainly not worth broadcasting online 24 hours a day.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
It's difficult to comprehend how idiotic other can be. Especially when you're an idiot.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.
Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
What is the Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it. Then offer to sell the secret to others.
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they've defeated.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.
If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride. But they're much more like cattle, so best grab a shovel.
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.