No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
The more you reward the most trivial of achievements, the more you produce the most trivial of people.
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes- but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".
Anyone can steer the ship when the seas are calm, but WRECKING a ship when the seas are calm? For that, you need a dumbass.
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.
View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.
If the unexamined life is not worth living, it's certainly not worth broadcasting online 24 hours a day.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
It's difficult to comprehend how idiotic other can be. Especially when you're an idiot.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.
Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.
What is the Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it. Then offer to sell the secret to others.
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they've defeated.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride. But they're much more like cattle, so best grab a shovel.
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.