Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Government is how we implement those ideas at scale.
There is no idea so ridiculous that you can't find a professor teaching future generations to believe it.
When we told you to follow your instincts, we didn't know yours were to create obstacles all the time.
If you believe in yourself firmly enough, you can attempt not just the difficult, but even the truly ridiculous.
The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. Or you could die from it. It's hard to know with these things sometimes.
Our customers won't care how much we know until they know how much we care, so we've had to get really good at faking both.
We regret to inform you that the flying cars we promised aren't feasible, but we do hope you'll enjoy the spying vacuums.