Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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